Didn't Austin Powers have a device like that?
Sorry. Now that I am newly poor again thanks to Uncle Sam, I have to amuse myself. And I meant amuse myself with my comment. Not the device.
Someone has to pay for the billion dollars a day in Iraq/Afghanistan. By God, those people aren't going to bomb themselves.
No worries. As long as you've found something that works for you. It's a free nation, different strokes for different folks, and I don't judge.