I was just saying a month ago that I wouldn't be surprised if, one day, there was a TV show on some cable channel about how to make turned food taste ok. Much in the way that people used to use rosemary and other strong spices to make turned meat taste better.

But now I think it could have more of a holistic approach including hunting/trapping food in an urban environment and then preparing it so it would be safe to eat.

(trapping = setting up faux garbage cans that say "food product only" for unsuspecting masses to dump food into!)

I crack myself up. But I think it could be pitched to the networks if the recession lasts much longer. Its just so crazy it might work.