Thanks - I really needed a good laugh. I am truly sorry it was at your expense.

It reminds me ... Many years ago I needed a permit from the local police. I brought the paperwork to the station and there was a step to get in (I use a wheelchair). I managed to get in and I casually asked about the step and whether they were thinking of putting in a short ramp. The officer replied that people in wheelchairs don't come in for anything so they probably wouldn't be putting in a ramp. Well - duh.