This thread prompted me to do a battery check. Open each item and remove or rotate the batteries for examination.
5 flashlights scattered around the house: all fine.
Flashlight in bag and 3 in car: all fine.
5 remote controls: Ah, HA! One battery has suspicious stickyness along the seam. Replaced both.
Wall clock: no problem.
Beard Trimmer: well, carp. I obviously hadn't thought of this one. Haven't used it in a couple of months, battery leaked all over the inside. Half an hour with a pencil eraser and some fine sandpaper got it working again, but I'm going to have to replace it.
Moral: ANYTHING that doesn't plug into the wall needs to be checked.
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Okey-dokey. What's plan B?