Ya funny story, I was doing something stupid one time in my youth. My dad caught me doing and proceeded to chew my posterior. I asked him how he knew the out-come would turn out bad. He responded "because I tried the same thing at your age and I got really hurt! Now stop doing that!" That was classic, but it made me stop.
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A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything you have.
Thomas Jefferson