He's harping about deodorant, but sees no use for soap or a toothbrush.
That is why deoderant is critical for him. Personally, I'd rather be little gymmie but have happy feet and a mouth that doesn't feel like it was used by a wolf pack as a latrine. But he makes comments about hitting up OutBack and getting pizza.
Sorry, uh, no. If I wanted that, I'd "camp" in the the backyard.