But a whole lot of people love, desire, the benefits of computers but want to avoid interacting with the PC.
There just has to be an Apple iTunes/iPad App that just gives you a flashing DOS or UNIX command prompt even if you reboot the device after first running the App. If there isn't then I think i'll write one.

And the only way to get out of the App would be to type c:\>del *.*
Oh I forgot - no keyboard. What a shame.