If you have the staples, have the staple remover.: added
Maybe add clindamycin? You know sometimes they double dose with metronidazole, or if docs are worried about toxin production. : good thought, metronidazole for use with fluoroquinolone for abd catstrophe: appendicitis, PID, diverticulitis, etc - clinda would extend coverage. ABX are a poor second choice, but if surgery not available,may be best 2nd choice.
Tape, dressings, etc quantity would be in boxes, if not cases.
elastic roller bandage = ACE wraps
Doculax? : Pysillium products & glycerine supp. should be enough?
Albuterol MDI?: added
WHO oral rehydration salts? Missouri doesn't exactly have nice dry summer-time temps.: Have you tasted most of the rehydration salts? YUCK. Would use 1/2 strength Gatorade - nearly equivalent & much better taste. Missuri weather: hot & humid summers, cold, wet winters (below 0 degrees F last week) You move to Missouri for the weather only if you really like the change of the seasons.
Interesting thought on the Traction splint. You plan on leaving a person in that for 6-12 weeks?: Suboptimal, but absent a surgical option it may be the only option.
OB kit: Having done deliveries in the field, in a car in the ER parking lot, and in the hospital, all you really need are gloves, clean sheets, a clean shoelace, & something to cut the cord. Under the postulated circumstances maternal obesity would likely not be an issue & likely small birth wt. infant due to less than optimal nutrition. Not the best for the infant,but would simplify delivery.
Asherman chest seal: added
bloodstopper product (Celox, etc): mixed reviews with limited medical resources for after care.