Footed pajama onesies in cotton flannel, jersey and micro-fleece sized for everyone:
http://www.bigfeetpjs.com/

And yes, they also come in camouflage. Introducing the tactical onesie:
http://www.bigfeetpjs.com/pajamas-sleepw...-footed-pjs.php

HT to:
http://scienceblogs.com/casaubonsbook/

"One late night I heard a noise outside so I got up to investigate. As I crept into the living room an intruder burst through the front door. Luckily I was wearing my tactical onesie and the would be killer couldn't locate me because I was standing in front of the fake ficus. It gave me all the time I needed to wheel the shotgun around and send him out the way he came in. Thanks Big Feet PJs!"

Nicodemus - very good. Thanks for the mental picture.

The ladies would love their tactical onesie with a drop seat to make dewatering evolutions less challenging. Available on all models, just specify the option, on the order page.

And no, I have no connection with the company.

Actually the tactical onesie isn't a new concept. The Brits during WW2 had a loose fitting coverall that was camouflaged and padded. It had feet attached as I understand it. It was intended to be used to drop plain-clothes agents behind enemy lines. It featured an interior pistol pocket.

On the other hand it didn't seem to have a drop-seat option.

I opened the door one Halloween and was greeted by four people (one large, three very small) wearing pink polar fleece jammies and matching hoods with two big pink satin-lined, wire-supported rabbit ears. They were extremely cute.

Now, if you big guys had a similar outfit, most intruders would probably freeze with shock, and then fall on the floor, laughing hysterically, and drop their weapon.

A few extra seconds is all you need. Built-in traction feeties help with fast movement.

Sue

Costumes ... another good use. Outstanding.

Wish I could get those in just the pants. I'm a fairly active sleeper, and the legs of my pajamas often end up hiked up over my knees.