I am a proud Spork Dork.

I have Light My Fire's panoply of cheerfully colored sporks (really a double-ended spoon-fork-serrated edge device), the Light My Fire Serving Spork, the REI Titanium Folding Spork, and a plain 'ol titanium spork (a full-tang?)

I sport sporks in my car, backpack and purse.

The Spork is a compromise. And it beat fingers for scooping up taco extrusion.

Sporks are inefficient with spaghetti or linguini. Or fettucini.

America is a fat country, perhaps sporks should be mandated.