Dweste,

If bugging in becomes untenable, we'll bug out.

If we see on the news that the Floridians, South and North Carolinians are marching up I-95, or the Bostonians, New Yorkers and Philadelphians are coming down I-95, we may be inclined to leave the human locusts in our rearview mirror.

We'll load up on cash, gas, food, some water and as many valuables as possible because our home will surely be looted after they've stripped the shelves bare at Harris-Teeter, Whole Foods, Costco and eaten all the home fries at the local diner.

We're going to get the teardrop trailer out of storage near the mountains and head west.

Need to look at the insurance policy to see if damage due to refugee hordes is excluded from coverage. That would influence our decision.

DC is presently under an "epic" storm watch. So the local hordes are stripping the store shelves bare as I type this.

Don't get between Weather Channel watchers and the Charmin.