Flashaholic? Me?

Could NOT be, as I actually allowed a stash of 10 flashlights to hit the dumpster today when cleaning out Dad's place (ray-o-vac 2D mechanics lights, most with chips, cracks or downright grungy)

I was thinking how many are in the car right now and came up with 4, 2 Surefires, and a pair of Maglights. Of course, when I'm in the car, there is the ARC-AA on the keyring (Boy - has tech increased since those days, eh?), an EDC65 in my front left pocket (I remember when I got it - a pocket once cell at 65 Lumens - wow. Today - yawn, but have seen no reason to upgrade), plus the Arc LS (see above), the Tigerlight 501W, and another surefire in my jump bag, plus a mere 10-12 CR123s stashed in the truck, along with a bunch of AAs

I insist I do NOT have a problem, as I had NOT bought a light in like 2+ years till I just bought the tigerlight