I am very uncomfortable with this topic. I don't think I should have to count my flashlights; not the one on each keyring, not the six in the sailboat, not the one in my PSK, not the one in my PFAK, not the one in each of my other FAKs [none of your business how many!], and certainly not those in my BOB, vehicle, or other stashes.

I am not corrupted, I'm not, I'm not, I'M NOT!

Go away and leave me alone!