No way you'll get the rope or bandana in. I wrapped cord AROUND my altoids, it barely makes it better. Maybe you can tuck wrap the bandana under the rope to secure it?
The mirror and condom are actually thicker than you anticipate, as is the SAK card. Minus those, I think the rest would fit in. I'd post mine if I could find pics, but no way am I unpacking it! I doubt I'd fit it all in together again.