Dear Santa, Dear Santa,
Here's what need,
But if you can't swing it,
My life goes to seed....

A cooking tripod for my Dutch Oven
Fireplace Log Tongs for the campfire and my Dutch Oven
A Leatherman Squirt for my "work EDC"
A German Army Mess Kit for my GHB

or

Peace on Earth with good will towards men (and women)!