Being in California I'm vain enough to know that everyone realizes SOCAL is SOuthern CALifornia and that it would be totally redundant and unnecessary to spell it out
Damn straigh! Former SoCal boy myself. Really, it should be its own state, since it's so different than NorCal.
Why "The VA?" Kind of a medical joke - VA is Virginia, but "The VA" is the Veterans Administration, ie, the VA hospital (usually a location with a VA hospital only has one, and it's called The VA).
Metroplex was, I thought, a football stadium or something.