Thanks all for the comments. Keep 'em coming.

I like the idea I can turn smooth into crunchy with roast grasshopper bits etc.

@Compugeek: dude, I really didn't need that image in my head.

Should I up the stakes by stocking the full "Elvis sandwich" -- peanut butter, canned bacon, banana chips ... along with a portable defib unit? Can I buy Elvis in a can?