How's that? Simple enough?

Here are a few really important basics:
* Don't spit. It isn't macho, it's repulsive.
* STOP LYING! Lying as easily as you breathe is NOT a recommendation.
* If you smoke or chew, stop. Licking an ashtray or spittoon is not high on any woman's list.
* If you don't know how to dress properly, LEARN. That scruffy look doesn't attract the higher-class woman. Why would she want to appear to be supporting a homeless guy?
* If you meet a woman you like and she doesn't like you, you aren't going to change her mind, so move on.
* Don't call, text or email a woman 30 times a day, even if she isn't working, as it means you're either a control freak or a stalker-type personality, and both are creepy.
* Public displays of affection are just showing off.
* Avoid showing off. Guys go for big things, women want you to do the little things. This alone can make or break you.
* Learn to take care of yourself. If you can't do your own laundry, clean your own place, take out the garbage before it smells, pick up your own dry cleaning or have rudimentary cooking skills, hire a maid. Ditto babysitters.
* If a relationship starts okay and then deteriorates, don't force her to get a restraining order.