I reach into my left pants pocket for my keyring - small lockback knife and Fox-40 whistle. Check.
I reach back to my suitcoat on the back of my chair and find my flashlight in the interior pocket (the single AA variable beam one from CountyComm that Izzy reviewed a few months ago. I forget what it's called, but I like it). Check.
Slide my chair back four feet until I hit the wall. Reach down and grope for my bag. Open the front pouch and pull out the Ritter mini-PSK and N95 masks. Verify that my leatherman ChargeTi is where it's supposed to be, and feel the weight of the full water bottle.
No bandana, but I do have the N95s, and like many, a cotton undershirt that could be used to improvise one.
I think I pass. No?