trust your eyes over what you think.
if your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
if it sounds too good to be true, it is.
a fool and his money are soon parted.
if it can't be fixed with duct tape and/or baling wire, it can't be fixed. (impossible!)
life usually leaves a $100 bill on your dresser to let you know that you just got fubar-ed.
revenge is a dish best not served.