Thanks, Dagny! Never thought of a skunk kit!

"Sue's Skunk-Packaging System"!

Well, most people don't want to package skunks. How about:


Sue's
Stop Skunk-Stink Kit



Instant hit with dog and camping supplies retailers. You can augment Sue's skunk line of products with a post-remediation dog cologne.


:-)

Throw in a pack of hair dye to deal with that post peroxide streaky blond look and you might have a winner.

Edit:
You guys might actually be onto something.

"Throw in a pack of hair dye to deal with that post peroxide streaky blond look and you might have a winner."

Talk about multi-functional!

Sue

Skunk Line Products, that is a really catchy company name Dagny gave you too.

The recipe given by Art in Fl. works very well. And yes, it does have to be mixed just prior to use. A more portable de-stinker is Massengill douche, comes in a handy container and works like a charm. Haven't had much luck with other brands, though.

FINDING the powdered Massingill douche is the trick. I have a box of it that I hoard for skunk emergencies. I don't think they even make it anymore.

True story about this stuff:

My boss's neighbor was a hairy German guy (when I say hairy, I mean he had a PELT!). He was out watering his vegetable garden at dusk and surprised a skunk. Since he was only wearing shorts and sandals, he took the full blast in the chest.

He hosed off the worst of it immediately, then headed for the shower. Soap and water did nothing. Tomato juice did nothing. He was looking for the bleach in the laundry room when his wife came home. Eyes watering, she told him to get back in the shower and she would mix something up that should help.

She mixed up two batches of the Massingill powder and said, "Pour this all over you and wait a few minutes, then rinse it off".

They went to a party that night and no one mentioned any odor, but he said it was stuck in his nose for several days.

Sue's


Stop Skunk-Stink Douche

By Skunkline Products

!???!

Another multi-use item!

But wait...that's not all! Call NOW and we'll DOUBLE the order! That's two Stop Skunk douches, two pairs of gloves, and two packs of hair dye -any color- as long as it's black! Operators are standing by.