HOLY COW! IT'S BLAST, JUNIOR!

If he lives in Texas, it isn't the hurricane season the folks down there have to worry about. *shudders*

"Please pass the thermite."

"Here it is. Need any C-4?"

"Oh, maybe just a little. Well, a little more than that. Okay, that looks good."

And all of a sudden the Gulf of Mexico is larger and deeper than it used to be.....