#179894 - 08/20/09 11:55 PM
Re: can you survive a zombie apocalypse?
[Re: benjammin]
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I guess I'd just have to resort to taking headshots on them. Meh, target practice is always more fun with moving targets anyway.
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#179897 - 08/21/09 12:14 AM
Re: can you survive a zombie apocalypse?
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OK, so now I am waiting for Ninja Defense and Gecko 45 (The Mall Ninja)to show up.
Edited by scafool (08/21/09 12:15 AM)
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#179992 - 08/21/09 07:45 PM
Re: can you survive a zombie apocalypse?
[Re: Blast]
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bulldozers with protected cabs, automatic tree processors, the ones that take whole trunks and chop the life out of them and my personal all time favourite, the Aardvark mine flail. Sorry Ben, you and your Fog of Hell are on your own. I'm heading to Johno's when the zombies come! -Blast More than welcome my friend, bring some diesel, about 5000 gallons and we could mash tens of thousands of them.
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#179993 - 08/21/09 07:57 PM
Re: can you survive a zombie apocalypse?
[Re: Johno]
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Hmm, boys and their toys. I hope you use some of that diesel to cook off the glop. Zombie goo can get pretty mucky I hear.
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#180002 - 08/21/09 08:55 PM
Re: can you survive a zombie apocalypse?
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bring some diesel, about 5000 gallons and we could mash tens of thousands of them. Not a problem, remember I work for an oil company!  -Blast
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#180045 - 08/22/09 07:25 AM
Re: can you survive a zombie apocalypse?
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I suggest finding whatever it is about brains they're attracted to and synthetically reproduce it somehow. Then, figure out a means of communication, create some sort of reward system, and bingo! you've got unlimited free labor. Hmmm, I think I'd look good traveling on a throne carried by zombies....
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#180086 - 08/22/09 04:54 PM
Re: can you survive a zombie apocalypse?
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Trying to domesticate zombies, I don't think that's a good idea. Best just to be rid of them.
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#180095 - 08/22/09 06:45 PM
Re: can you survive a zombie apocalypse?
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Besides, every time it rains you get the wet Zombie smell and it is far worse than the wet dog smell.
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#180144 - 08/23/09 06:39 AM
Re: can you survive a zombie apocalypse?
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You cant leave them out in the rain, its against their unhuman rights. I can imagine the PETZ law suites already.
Edited by Johno (08/23/09 06:41 AM)
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#180147 - 08/23/09 08:38 AM
Re: can you survive a zombie apocalypse?
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And then some lonely guy would open up the whole human/zombie cohabitation can of worms and its all downhill from there. And to think I was gonna open the first zero emissions, eco-friendly zombie factory.
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