Way things are these days, I think I should get a "PDR" (Please-Do-Resuscitate)

I can't see how CPR or defib will hurt me if I'm already dead. I imagine it's not pretty to watch, but my funeral will be a real tear-jerker too.

I already told my wife "Honey, if I am ever thought to be brain-dead, only being kept alive by machines, I don't want you to have to make the hard decision to pull the plug. So I'm telling you now: don't pull the plug."