Like Grouch, I'm streamlining my possessions. A favorite pastime is maintaining my library - archiving papers, tracking down new additions, etc... I used to run cross-country and work out regularly...have to get back into that habit.

There's also the Uncyclopedia's take on my profession:

"There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form. Owing to a crucial imbalance in blood electrolyte levels...most find it necessary to imbibe vast quantities of alcoholic beverages at every opportunity."

Just sayin.'