Not said directly to me but it comes in handy every now and then:
"Keep it simple."

"Never do a bad job good"

Was reminded of that just a few days ago.

Have a good day or not its up to you.

litlefoot01
rember 9 11 2001

"Happy wife: happy life"

(and yes, my wife gave me that little pearl of wisdom)

"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

Ah, if it was only that simple.

I'd agree that "Unhappy wife : Unhappy life" is 100% true, BUT it's possible to have a Happy wife and still be unhappy (as then it only depends on you)

"If you are currently having trouble doing full push-ups due to injury or weight issues, try modified ones instead."

-- Mayo Clinic ( http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/modified-push-up/MM00735 )

A EMT once told me (I quote) I have never un buckled
(seatbelt) a dead person. that stuck with me.

litlefoot01
no more for the road

Never cook bacon naked!

That raised an eyebrow for a while until I realised you meant a seatbelt