This is ridiculous.

I already travel to Washington, DC regularly, and it is difficult to move about with even a SAK, a SAK!!! This is the knife I earned with my Tote n' Chip in scouts twenty four years ago. They gave me a card when I was ten! It was considered safe for a well trained cub scout to have and use!

If I'm such a hardcore ninja that I can take down a govt agency with a SAK, well.. OK I might be McGuyver, he is my childhood hero, so maybe banning the red handles in Washington makes some sense. I mean, you can't band gum and rubber bands, right?

YET!