I don't know about tents and religious festivals.
I watch those Hollywood bible epics and wardrobe has wiped out the surplus blanket supply for another year and it seems George Saunders is always sneaking up with his army to destroy the good guys unaware in tents eating pita bread.
Last weekend I OD'ed at 2 fundraising festivals; the local Chabbad temple, which is really a rented commercial office served Kosher and I did about $30 damage to my budget. Then I went to the ethiopian coptic church with my old friend Getazhew Zewdi. Ethiopian food is like mexican chili peppers bio engineered to be 100 times more potent. Thank God, the Lutherans had some of their infamous casserole at a rummage sale. That stuff will clot wounds, serve as emergency jack stands for changing flat tires and nuetralise the worst stomach acid.I bet it would turn colloidal silver abusers pink from blue.
Why not just rent a motel room like Bear? Gideons would be pleased- ROFLOL