From Backpacker magazine... if you're a big guy, get a thick sleeping pad.
so simple. So true

Let the anwering machine go on after midnight. It's either an emergency or an ex girlfriend.

"Do you smell that?" (don't ask)

"Anything can be done if given enough time and money". It was my motto in my contracting days.

"Always keep an edge on your knife, son.
Always keep an edge on your knife.
'Cause a good sharp edge is a man's best hedge
Against the vague uncertainties of life.
Yes a good sharp edge is a man's best hedge
Against the uncertain vagaries of life."

- Corb Lund

When someone says "Ack! This tastes like crap! Taste it!" ... DON'T!!

"Don't stand between the railroad tracks with your cell phone pressed tightly to one ear and your finger stuck firmly in the other."

Hey I think I can do that!!!!!!!LOL

"Always carry a FAK you never know when some 1D10T is going to need help"

"LOUIE" Davis (my grandfather)

Mike

From my Grandfather:

"A man who does nothing makes no mistakes."

Had to think about that a minute before I got it. Wise and helpful advice, especially after a tough day.

Never drink more than three shots of Chartreuse.

The one time I ignored this advice I ended up having to replace all of DW's socks.

-Blast

p.s. Ladies socks look really funny on chickens.