If you can't do something at night in NBC gear, you don't know how to do it.

Keep an eye on what the value of the Chinese yuan is doing relative to the value of the dollar.

If you are going to do that - you might want to put on these safety glasses

Hey Epi, watch it you don't get your thumb in between the trailer hitch and the ball mount...

There's nothing so sexy as a man doing the dishes...

"You can look at a dog or cow and know what they are going to do next. This is not true of cats or horses." James A. Brennan DVM, aka 'the old man'.

That was some advise I wish I would have listened to more closely. Broke the tip of my thumb bone off and had 3 stress fractures running down the bone to the first joint of my thumb. I think I peed just a little when that happened.

...Pack a jacket.

After gallbladder surgery last week:
"Hold this pillow against your belly, when you vomit, so you don't split your guts open...and you might want to tell your doctor that morphine doesn't agree with you."

It's ok, now.

"Never plead guilty!" my lawyer.