Similar to a Stanley FUBAR but it's not. So what is it?

http://www.stanleytools.com/default.asp?CATEGORY=XTREME&TYPE=PRODUCT&PARTNUMBER=55-120&SDesc=FatMax%26%23174%3B+Xtreme%26%238482%3B+FuBar%26%23174%3B+Utility+Bar+-+30%22

The smaller the gauge of the scattergun under my bed, the better I sleep.

If I put anything else under the bed, the thing with the yellow eyes and the big green teeth would just mangle it and spit it back out.

Definitely the dust bunnies. No room for any survival stuff - I've got an 1986 queen sized waterbed that I refuse to give up! I'm on the second mattress btw.

It definitely pays to have some sort of footwear beside the bed. In the event of an emergency like a house fire - having something on your feet can make a huge difference! Before my eye surgery, when I had the "coke bottle aids" - having a set of eyeglasses by the bed was an absolute MUST!

870P
Streamlight Ultra Stinger
Petzl Headlamp

And another LED disc from wally-world.

Well my currently under the bed stuff consists of:

4 rifle cases (.22 to 30-30, 12ga and one air rifle used for varmit control. All locked)

2 pairs of shoes (they are under the bed because the window is on myside and broken glass in my feet is something I have already experienced twice in my life and refuse to allow to happen again.)

Next to bed:
Bag with all personal doccuments.
Platic tote with home first aid kit inside.
Black dimond head lamp on top of first aid kit.
longsleve shirt appropriate to nighttime lows.
Pants I wore during the day with all my EDC stuff in pockets/pouches (SAK, 4"Folder, cell phone, fenix p2d flashlight, pen and paper, I.D.)

On top of Dresser:
2 folders and a fixed blade knife.
Hats (ball cap and beanie)

In Dresser:
Handgun and loaded mag stored seprately (Seperated to make sure I am awake before chambering a round.)
3 Flashlights (incase the other two fail to work)
Large fixed blade

All my other disaster gear is in the extra room in grab bags or labled boxes.

I don't currently keep anything under the bed. Next to the bed are boots, cellphone, knife, .45acp Taurus Millenium Pro (11 rounds + an extra magazine of 10 + a spare 100 rounds in a box), a flashlight, lighter, leatherman, and a few other things. My SHTF bag is by the front door.

Flashlight, shoes, glasses, phone...

Dustbunnies so I'm not going anywhere near it! LOL