News ticker from August 25th, 2009:

The Florida governer declared a state of emergency today in the aftermath of hurricane Schwarz following the total destruction and loss of three emergency supplies warehouses due to tornadoes, fire and flooding. The early season Class 5 storm system also knocked out power to more than half of the Florida peninsula today, and estimates are it will take 2 weeks for power to be restored to Miami.

May the Schwarz be with you...