Ahhh, Benny. The only ant that produces offspring is the queen. The rest of them are sterile female slaves.
 
Not true!  There ARE the occasional males produced that have a blissfully short life of fornicating - with the queen no less.  Boo-ya, bragging rights.  Then they die.  Got to love the hymenoptera.
Not quite accused.  My dad likes to joke that I want a disaster to happen so I can use my supplies.  My girlfriend thinks I'm a bit over the top, but as she grew up in rural Wisconsin, she's not too surprised that I carry things.  In fact, she thinks my car needs more tools.  it's the house she thinks is a bit overdone, but she bears it well and rarely comments. 
On a side note, I went to a bonfire up here yesterday ("here" being rural Alaska).  No one blinked twice that I had a LM and a sheath knife on my belt, even though only one other person was carrying a leatherman.  Both were used more than I thought.  The amazing thing?  Nearly all of them are transplants from the Lower 48.  People can learn.