ETS Survival News is an irregularly published compendium of news (usually published on March 32) related to survival, survival gear and search and rescue: www.equipped.org/ets_news_0107.txt

Any ETA on the Doug Ritter action figure?

That Free Lunch,Sound's like a KILLER Deal!

April 1, someday...

Yes, the Doug Ritter action figure, with a mini-RSK and the kung fu grip! Unfortunately the mini-DR Overwater Aviator Survival Vest (TM) raises the cost on the action figure to $789.95...

Thanks, Mr. Ritter, I needed that.

The Dehydrated Blue Survival Tarp will be perfect for the "survival beer hat" I'm working on ...

You people are lucky. March 32 came so fast several reports were sadly not printed.

I want the free TARP first, then I can afford to (and have reason for) EDCing some Grey Poupon.

Is that why all my tarps turn green?

The DR Action Figure (Critter) could well prove to be a roaring success for Mattel.

Uh, where's the kung fu grip? Not anatomically correct either, at least I hope so for Doug's sake.

So any news on when the Ready line is going to be appearing?

you did notice the date the ETS news was published, didn't you?

Memo from Marketing:

Sorry. Marketing cannot approve of "Doug Ritter Action Figure". The name has to be changed to the "Doug Ritter Tactical Action Figure"

Yep, and no info since, that's why I was curious. Figured something would have came down the pipeline since.

I am not going to comment on Doug's April Fool's Day thread in November.

I am not going to comment on Doug's April Fool's Day thread in November.

I am not going to comment on Doug's April Fool's Day thread in November.

EDIT: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH NOOOOO, I just commented on an April Fool's Day thread in November.

$@^&%^&

saw date as mere #'s...didnt register it as MONTH and DAY.....gunna go sit in the corner now. Least I made someone's day reading my ignorance..

I came out of my corner to play in the sunshine and I get this?
I shall go back to my hidy-hole now
Thanks so Much

Mike D