UPDATE: Still putting my fishing kit together. Thanks again for the additional info, everyone.
Regarding schlubs: as a kid, I once found a good-sized steelhead trout that had somehow washed up onto a stream bank after a storm.
Seeing that it had recently expired and not wanting it to go to waste, I took it home and cooked it over a small grill in the backyard, fins and all, poking at it occasionally for doneness. I then let it cool and inexpertly sliced at the blackened skin with a knife. All in all, it was a satisfying, if somewhat overly messy, meal.
So I suppose that if I was able to figure it out what to do with a fish as a 12 year-old, most others would be able to figure it out, too.