What's wrong with apple pie tins for hats? They work...

No they don't!!!

They allow the Alien Brain Control Waves to enter your head through the sides!

That is funny Chris.

I keep imagining the number of folks that look at us and think the same thing and I think they're a bunch of complacent dummies...

A tad of an over-reaction, but at least they were thinking along the right lines of being prepared and not waiting on someone else to take care of things.

A friendly reminder about the sprinkler system would be the civil thing to do, sounds like they are at least teachable to some extent...

Besides, one never knows, you may be in need of their help at some point....

I have a vision of a weakened tent floor...

At midnight the automatic sprinkler head operates as designed and pushes up thru the "obstruction" that is the tent floor. It would truly have been raining inside the tent then. Would have been a great wake-up call had it been a golf course and one of the long range rotor heads!

ROTF.

I'm picturing something like "cool, this tent we bought even comes with a bidet!"

Or if they were sleeping on their back, an enema....

Yikes !!

There's a mental picture I didn't EVEN need to see.


LW