I have a vision of a weakened tent floor...
At midnight the automatic sprinkler head operates as designed and pushes up thru the "obstruction" that is the tent floor. It would truly have been raining inside the tent then. Would have been a great wake-up call had it been a golf course and one of the long range rotor heads!
ROTF.
I'm picturing something like "cool, this tent we bought even comes with a bidet!"
Or if they were sleeping on their back, an enema....
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I do the things that I must, and really regret, are unfortunately necessary.
RIP OBG