A cell phone? Why would I want to carry a phone around?

A Telephone? Why would I need one of those when I could just go over and see them.

A Television? Why would I want to sit and watch moving pictures?

A radio? Why would I want to listen to people just blather on?


I understand the age of this place is skewed a little to the top but but some of you need to get out a little more.

That being said, Twitter is a mostly lame.