My teeth are good, but not good enough to chew on iron chain, deep fried or not.

BTW, I use that method to make flour slurry for gravy. A pint mason jar with a tight lid filled 1/2 full of water/milk and flour makes a nice emulsion and no lumps.
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
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