My typical hiking outfit: dark gray or blue shorts, bright orange shirt, red backpack with black trim and blue neoprene add-on pockets, light tan hat, white socks, red bandanna. If it rains, out comes my bright red rain jacket. If it gets cold, I grab the blue fleece vest (sometimes the maroon one), the brown watch cap and the cute little gray wool knit gloves with snowflakes and reindeers on them (they're woman's gloves, but they work well).

I am fashion king! But for some reason, REI has never asked me to grace the front cover of their catalogs (?) I can't figure out that snub.