Like I asked a friend of mine one time when were hunting: "You got a glass-blowing kit in there?"

Honestly, that looks alot like what i envision me having someday. He does need to add a couple of coloring books and crayons for the occasional loud kid. Oh, and don't forget a black jack for the parents who think everyone wants to hear their kid cry and whine or run around the restaurant blowing nose bubbles at the other patrons. (No issues here)