Paris and I have been working on the PARIS HILTON PLB, or Paris Locater Beacon.The prototype is in pink, with a secure grip of pave' diamonds ( dual use as a knife sharpener has not been investigated.). Unlike most standard PLBs, our effort shows you the location of Paris 24/7. Like she says 'if everyone knows where I am, then they automaticaly should know their place,like that old guy running for some office.'

I wish I could offer a market date, but that girl keeps pulling me away to make another survival video.