Well, at least the shots aren't in the tummy anymore!

My ex once let a strange dog bite her, dog went to the pound for ten days, and we got stuck with the bill, since she was stupid enough to stick her arm thru a fence into the dogs home territory.

Side note, if you are ever bitten by a critter, no humans around it, and you decide to shoot it in order to take it in for testing, do not shoot it in the head, they need the brain for testing. Or so I have been told...