We have a spare bedroom if you need it for a few days. You'll like it, it smells like gunpowder.
-Blast
Thanks Blast, I will keep this in mind. The smell of gunpowder would be much more pleasant then the smell of combusted mixed chemicals lingering in the air here. Now I know why I never liked Stetson aftershave. It smells 10 times worse when it is heated up to 600 - 700F....