Y'know Izzy, it's statements like that which will get you ended up hitched before you know what happened. I went to the desert to give up on women and build my fortress of solitude. Next thing I knew, I was packing up my gear, quitting my job, and heading for the GF's digs a week before the wedding, our wedding...

Karma will git you if you ain't careful bro. I would advise against issuing too many of them there absolutes in life, they have a way of comin' round on ya. LOL