No, not roids, geez Blast.

I have a friend who was very shy. Then we got him into ren faires, fencing, and archery. That got him into doing tech work for a local theatre group. Then being a make uped and costumed wandering creepy thing in the parking lot for the halloween show, and moving on from there.

The thing about theatre, ren faires and fencing. They have women. Many of them single. The only danger is the one I face- in the renisance the ones who are interested me were legal. This is not the 15th century.

EDIT: Plan B.

Go back to school, gain knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Evil is power.
Study hard, become evil.
Become Bond-villan evil.
Have you seen the kind entourage they get?