Okay, after having been a might turned around for a couple of days (e.g., "lost"), I'd have to crack open The Case. The Case is a Pelican case containing small bottles of gin and vermouth, olives, a cocktail shaker, and a stemmed glass. I'd start mixing and within moments somebody is certain to come along and offer "That's not how you make a martini!" Merely follow the kibitzer out.
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(posting this as someone that has unintentionally done a bunch of stupid stuff in the past and will again...)