Wow, is this thread still going?
A guy goes to see the doctor. He has a pea in poked up one nostril, a grape hanging out the other nostril, and string beans sticking out of his ears.
He says to the doctor, "I don't feel good."
The doctor says, "The problem is very simple. You are not eating right!"
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May set off to explore without any sense of direction or how to return.