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#161165 - 01/03/09 10:44 PM Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose
Blast Offline
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It seems I picked a good time to wander off into the woods. Too bad someone warned all the deer I was coming (looking at you, SBRaider!)

However for those of you that have been wondering, crow's breast roasted over a campfire of sweetgum is suprisingly tasty.

-Blast, reminding you to feed your mind, not the trolls


Edited by Blast (01/04/09 12:57 AM)
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#161167 - 01/03/09 11:00 PM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose [Re: Blast]
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It must be the moon going into the new moon phase.

signed: P.P.o.W. as certified by someone nameless!!!!
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#161168 - 01/03/09 11:13 PM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose [Re: Blast]
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Yeah, an interesting morning to say the least. It seems there was some mention of hunting crow too.

So now you know what they mean when they say "eating crow".

My three week early retirement rehearsal ends on Monday. Sigh.

Ken

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#161171 - 01/03/09 11:42 PM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose [Re: Blast]
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BLAST!!!!!

How could you.... Eating crow...
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#161174 - 01/03/09 11:51 PM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose [Re: ironraven]
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Gee it's nice to be back to some sense of masculinity around here. I have been subjected to Victoria's Secret with my daughter again. Discussing bears and FAK et. al. is truly helping. I swear my DW and DD have a deal going. Mom goes to help relative in hospital, dad gets roped into VS.

Having heard the above, that deer hunt wasn't so bad after all now was it???


I may need a bigger gun soon!
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#161186 - 01/04/09 12:56 AM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose [Re: ironraven]
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Quote:
How could you.... Eating crow...


My hunting buddy got bored and shot it. My rule is if you shoot it you eat it. Being a nice guy, I helped. It was suprisingly good. Not as good as the dog I ate in China, but I'd put it above duck and goose.

Somewhat related, a 7.62x54R Mosin-Nagant makes a good, cheap deer rifle, but be warned they don't have a safety. First-timers might be better served by an old Mauser.

Overall it was a great time. Beans and rice and stick bread cooked over a campfire. A pack of coyotes howling every time the moon popped out of the clouds, tempertures in the 60's, and for once I didn't end up with some sort of massive injury...can't say the same about my buddy though. frown

Apparently his axe didn't have a safety either.

-Blast

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#161188 - 01/04/09 12:59 AM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l [Re: Desperado]
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Originally Posted By: Desperado
I have been subjected to Victoria's Secret with my daughter again.


Too late to send her to live with the nuns?
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#161201 - 01/04/09 01:50 AM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l [Re: ironraven]
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Originally Posted By: ironraven
Originally Posted By: Desperado
I have been subjected to Victoria's Secret with my daughter again.


Too late to send her to live with the nuns?


I'm so thankful i'm having boys!!!! ;-)
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#161202 - 01/04/09 01:59 AM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose [Re: Desperado]
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I swear my DW and DD have a deal going. Mom goes to help relative in hospital, dad gets roped into VS.


Simple solution: toss out all your wife's unmentionables and replace them with copies of whatever your daughter is buying.

I guarentee if you do that you'll end up with all sorts of Man-Time on your hands. grin

-Blast
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#161208 - 01/04/09 02:50 AM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose [Re: Blast]
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Sorry to hear about your luck deer hunting Blast, but anytime in the bush if a good time.

I cooked deer today in the slow-cooker, kind of a stew with lots of veggies. I have eaten venison all my life and always enjoyed it (secret is you have to take good care of the meat from killsite right through to the plate), but this current deer has a strong liver/pasty taste. It is strange because it was an average size 2 1/2 year old doe, they are usually delicious? I will finish it all, but I do not think I can serve it to friends when I have company over for dinner.

I do like caribou and moose better than deer, but deer is much more available.

Mike


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#161223 - 01/04/09 04:06 AM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l [Re: ironraven]
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Yep, too late. It is fun to watch sons #1&2 watch out for her though. One second they are talking to some other girl and the next second they are using a pain and compliance hold on a young man who made an untoward comment about DD's figure. I thought I was going to have to save the miscreant this evening. Saving him would have been difficult, but cheaper than dealing with the court system for the sons.


Edited by Desperado (01/04/09 04:07 AM)
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#161224 - 01/04/09 04:10 AM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l [Re: SwampDonkey]
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Soak it in beer first next time.
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#161225 - 01/04/09 04:12 AM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l [Re: Desperado]
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Originally Posted By: Desperado
Yep, too late. It is fun to watch sons #1&2 watch out for her though. One second they are talking to some other girl and the next second they are using a pain and compliance hold on a young man who made an untoward comment about DD's figure. I thought I was going to have to save the miscreant this evening. Saving him would have been difficult, but cheaper than dealing with the court system for the sons.

Keep them out of jail! I might have to borrow them in about 5 years!!!! Sounds like they are pretty good!!!! laugh

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#161227 - 01/04/09 04:27 AM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l [Re: sodak]
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Luckily, they were willing to listen when I taught them to inflict pain without causing injury/marks.
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#161247 - 01/04/09 02:05 PM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l [Re: Desperado]
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Desperado, I'll send my 5 sons over for training, as we are apparently having a girl next. I think I'll send all prosepective boyfriends to boot camp on a camping trip with the boys first.

That reminds me Blast, we talked about arranged marriages before, so any chance you can adopt a boy ASAP?

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#161256 - 01/04/09 03:34 PM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l [Re: thseng]
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Nope. No arranged marriages.
Son#2 isn't actually our child. There is one heck of a long story behind it. Take a look at this thread to understand.



Edited by Desperado (01/04/09 03:42 PM)
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#161261 - 01/04/09 04:04 PM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose [Re: wildman800]
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Originally Posted By: wildman800
signed: P.P.o.W. as certified by someone nameless!!!!

grin grin WildP.P.o.W.
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#161265 - 01/04/09 04:12 PM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l [Re: Blast]
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Originally Posted By: Blast
Quote:
I swear my DW and DD have a deal going. Mom goes to help relative in hospital, dad gets roped into VS.


Simple solution: toss out all your wife's unmentionables and replace them with copies of whatever your daughter is buying.

I guarentee if you do that you'll end up with all sorts of Man-Time on your hands. grin

-Blast


Who do you think finances all of these purchases??? I shan't cut my nose to spite my own face (or wallet).
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#161274 - 01/04/09 04:44 PM Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose [Re: SwampDonkey]
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"...this current deer has a strong liver/pasty taste..."

You might try a strong marinade and then jerk it...
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