#161223 - 01/04/09 04:06 AM
Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l
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Yep, too late. It is fun to watch sons #1&2 watch out for her though. One second they are talking to some other girl and the next second they are using a pain and compliance hold on a young man who made an untoward comment about DD's figure. I thought I was going to have to save the miscreant this evening. Saving him would have been difficult, but cheaper than dealing with the court system for the sons.
Edited by Desperado (01/04/09 04:07 AM)
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#161224 - 01/04/09 04:10 AM
Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l
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Soak it in beer first next time.
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#161225 - 01/04/09 04:12 AM
Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l
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Yep, too late. It is fun to watch sons #1&2 watch out for her though. One second they are talking to some other girl and the next second they are using a pain and compliance hold on a young man who made an untoward comment about DD's figure. I thought I was going to have to save the miscreant this evening. Saving him would have been difficult, but cheaper than dealing with the court system for the sons. Keep them out of jail! I might have to borrow them in about 5 years!!!! Sounds like they are pretty good!!!! 
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#161227 - 01/04/09 04:27 AM
Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l
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Luckily, they were willing to listen when I taught them to inflict pain without causing injury/marks.
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#161247 - 01/04/09 02:05 PM
Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l
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Desperado, I'll send my 5 sons over for training, as we are apparently having a girl next. I think I'll send all prosepective boyfriends to boot camp on a camping trip with the boys first.
That reminds me Blast, we talked about arranged marriages before, so any chance you can adopt a boy ASAP?
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#161256 - 01/04/09 03:34 PM
Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l
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Nope. No arranged marriages. Son#2 isn't actually our child. There is one heck of a long story behind it. Take a look at this thread to understand.
Edited by Desperado (01/04/09 03:42 PM)
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#161261 - 01/04/09 04:04 PM
Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose
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I am not a P.P.o.W.
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signed: P.P.o.W. as certified by someone nameless!!!!  WildP.P.o.W.
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#161265 - 01/04/09 04:12 PM
Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks l
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I swear my DW and DD have a deal going. Mom goes to help relative in hospital, dad gets roped into VS.
Simple solution: toss out all your wife's unmentionables and replace them with copies of whatever your daughter is buying. I guarentee if you do that you'll end up with all sorts of Man-Time on your hands. -Blast Who do you think finances all of these purchases??? I shan't cut my nose to spite my own face (or wallet).
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#161274 - 01/04/09 04:44 PM
Re: Wow, I leave for a while and all heck breaks loose
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"...this current deer has a strong liver/pasty taste..."
You might try a strong marinade and then jerk it...
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